CrankyassHulaDancer

whipsandchicks: bassoonrckr: All the cousins. I have waited...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:37:34 -0400

whipsandchicks:

bassoonrckr:

All the cousins.

I have waited many moons for this post.

Photo

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 13:09:11 -0400

sexpigeon: You dreamed of a little shop where customers could...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 12:56:16 -0400

sexpigeon:

You dreamed of a little shop where customers could rinse their hands in fresh, cool milk for a modest fee. “It’s so nice, you know, in the summer months, to have a bit of milk dribbling from your fingertips.”

gov: repmarktakano: michelebachmann: The House just passed my...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 19:32:45 -0400

gov:

repmarktakano:

michelebachmann:

The House just passed my bipartisan Obamacare repeal bill.

(Oh, and welcome to my new Tumblr!)

Important milestone alert: the very first spat between members of Congress on Tumblr.

knight of wang: vastderp: PETA are absolutely hilarious with their attempts to show...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 18:48:12 -0400

knight of wang: vastderp: PETA are absolutely hilarious with their attempts to show...:

vastderp:

PETA are absolutely hilarious with their attempts to show the world the HORROR OF MEAT.

“But blood comes out!”

“Yeah.”

“And you have to pull out the animal’s organs and stuff!”

“Mm-hm.”

“After it’s dead!”

“Ideally, yes.”

“But… blood comes out!”

“Do you need an adult?”

…

full-on-zombie: theopoiesis: Voltaire: Bomb New...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 10:45:07 -0400

full-on-zombie:

theopoiesis:

Voltaire: Bomb New Jersey

Because reasons. And people in livestream from New Jersey.

SO DANG CRANKY

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 05:50:00 -0400

SO DANG CRANKY

Me at Blackhat and Defcon

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 15:26:46 -0400

securityreactions:

At Blackhat

At Defcon

by @joshdustin

thekumazone: Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 23:37:52 -0400

thekumazone:

Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons

thedistanceinsidious: Ah yes, the Principle of Least Astonishment. It’s that little voice in the...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 04:42:42 -0400

thedistanceinsidious:

Ah yes, the Principle of Least Astonishment.

It’s that little voice in the back of your head screaming “If people are expected to use this, design it as if all of them know your home address and have access to wholesale bees.”

thefrogman: foervraengd: I did a thign I’ve been liking every...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 23:20:58 -0400

thefrogman:

foervraengd:

I did a thign

I’ve been liking every post about 8 times.

fishtea: psst hey reblob this post and I’ll draw you a wug based on your blog! *please have...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 19:59:10 -0400

fishtea:

psst hey reblob this post and I’ll draw you a wug based on your blog!

*please have submissions open*

The one and only “reblog for a thing” post you’ll see from me. O_o

Photo

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 03:47:21 -0400

oh my god

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 02:37:36 -0400

oh my god

mudwerks: (via MAKE | Automotive Fluid Bracelet) Jewelry...

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 01:46:09 -0400

mudwerks:

(via MAKE | Automotive Fluid Bracelet)

Jewelry collective AKA Jewelry creates striking jewelry from unusual materials, like this silver bracelet featuring vials of machine oil, antifreeze, brake fluid, transmission fluid, and gasoline.

c1qfxugcgy0: So, everybody knows that you can view a low-CSS version of pretty much any Tumblr URL...

Mon, 27 May 2013 21:07:44 -0400

c1qfxugcgy0:

So, everybody knows that you can view a low-CSS version of pretty much any Tumblr URL by appending /mobile to it, which is useful for getting around bad themes.

But did you know that by titling your post mobile, or setting its custom URL to mobile, makes it impossible to view that post in your tumblr’s theme?

See for yourself, by looking at this post.

(When linking to a post, the human-readable bit at the end of the URL is ignored: you can change it to an arbitrary string, or omit it entirely. This results in a 301 redirect to the canonical address, which then triggers the /mobile stylesheet.)

If the NYC hula dance hui doesn’t want me when I have waist-length green hair, I can probably...

Sun, 26 May 2013 04:41:30 -0400

If the NYC hula dance hui doesn’t want me when I have waist-length green hair, I can probably count on them not being comfortable with the impending the summer fauxhawk/deathhawk. Feh.

A little surreal. Good luck, y’all.

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:10:17 -0400

A little surreal. Good luck, y’all.

chrismohney: Bobby I got a message for you

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:01:20 -0400

chrismohney:

Bobby I got a message for you

"I’m the Ke$ha of Devops."

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:10:28 -0400

““I’m the Ke$ha of Devops.””

- - my boss, @nathanmilford , explaining me a thing.

(now I go search for gifs and figure out how to edit them.)