Cranky-ass Hula Dancer

smcdermott:

Dog-petting and beer pong: The Tumblr intern experience.

ollieoblivious:

My 3rd day of Tumbling. What a day it’s been. God I love NYC.

I pushed my second bug fix today. The crazy thing is working on production code on the dev machine. I can log in to my own account and make changes that are exactly what the site would be like when it goes live. Code turnaround is really really fast.

faun-songs:

chillinginmyhermithole:

HAHA HEE HEE HOO HOO

HAHA HEE HEE HOO HOO

HAHA HEE HEE HOO HOO

HAHA HEE HEE HOO HOO

HAHA HEE HEE HOO HOO

Thats okay, ITS NOT LIKE I WANTED TO SLEEP TONIGHT OR ANYTHING

WHERE IS MY DAVE SILENT SCREAMING GIF WHEN I NEED IT THE MOST

not the one I was thinking of. 

Works anyway.

Meet Meowgon Spengler.

 Are you looking for a black kitten to adopt? But you don’t want to encourage irresponsible non-neutering pet owners? Well, I’m as angry with them as you are! And here’s a very young kitten in the Edison, New Jersey area. 

This (6 week old?) kitten was yelping and yowling for almost half an hour outside my place’s basement window at 11 pm last night.

After a mad dash out to a store to get kitten-milk and flea spray (even though she seems to have no fleas!), I settled in with Meowgon Spengler, and got some kitten milk into her. She’s actually really good about keeping her claws retracted already, a little skittish, but if she’s a feral, I sure can’t tell. 

And then today, when I called the Edison Animal Shelter? They refused to take her. 

“we don’t have a nursing mother right now. and the shelter’s not staffed 24-7, for feedings…. better put it back out there, the parent will come find it, probably.”

“I live next to a major thoroughfare - it’ll be kitten pancake by tonight!”

“yeah, well, it’s survived its entire life out there so far, right?”

“uhm…”

sigh, underfunded shelters. 

I want to put a few “found kitten” signs up. “Some major asshole failed to spay his or her cat - this is your chance to get a found 6 week old kitten. Note: if you prefer your kittens in road-pancake form, as the original owners obviously did, give it another day or two, I’m sure it’ll be road pizza by then. If you want a color other than black, I suspect the rest of the litter might already be road-pancaked, but you’ll have to search for them yourself. Thanks, irresponsible asshole owners of the parent cats!”

starline:

I’ve entered a couple of Threadless contests last night. This design is for their Atrium/Disney “It’s A Small World” challenge.

They wanted designs that are inspired by Mary Blair and the It’s A Small World ride. The characters that I always stood out to me were the Hula dancing Hawaiian girls. So here’s my take my favorite little hip-shakers! Aloha! 

If you like it, please give it a 5 vote. It’s be awesome to win this one because in addition to the $2000 prize, the winner also gets a Mary Blair print! :D  Thank you! 

I’ll post the 2nd design I entered for their Photography challenge later, once it gets approved. 

eccentricartistry:

daves-vagina:

jadeharleyismywaifu:

aimeld:

analoguetraveler:

Chin up kid.

I don’t usually reblog people I don’t personally know, but this is where I’ve got to make an exception. This is Desert, little brother of Indigo. Look at this wee kiddo, having a pro poker face. I love all the details, how he’s wearing just socks while being outside, his sleeves rolled up with safety pins.. Intentional or not, it’s just perfect. Blew my heart away.

perfect 

aDORABLE

so cute omg