PAX East was mostly frustrating and irritating because boothmates were new to PAX, and mostly new to hosting a booth at a convention. So I picked up a New Friend (don’t worry, guys, Cal’s cool) and came back to Tumblr for delicious 4/13 content. Thanks for being homestucks, y’all.)
EVERYTHING should be written in a high-level language. Human minds are not built to deal with memory management and allocation. The added execution time is not worth the added security risk.
perfect. this is the perfect use of the internet and of my time
oh my god
“Lilo and Stitch” 2002
Lilo plays a trick on the tourists.
IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU’D UNDERSTAND
I desperately need to understand
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
Was this scene cut from the movie??!!
Fucking christ, do you know what this would have done? What this would have meant to SO MANY people?? The truth of this is devastating. And to think it almost found it’s way into a DISNEY film??
The inclusion of this scene alone would have made it the greatest animated feature the company ever produced. Easily. And if you think that’s hyperbolic clearly you don’t understand.
No, really, if anyone knows why this was cut PLEASE let me know.
oh man WHY WOULD they cut this, this is so great, holy MOLY
It was clearly something the crew was very reluctant to get rid of if it made it all the way to rough-clean (and in a few scenes clean!), fully inbetweened animation. That is like, thousands and thousands of dollars and weeks (months?!) of labour. Maybe a reluctant producer decided they would alienate their white middle-class American audiences by making them feel “too guilty” and pressed them to drop it? It’s unfortunate, it’s one of the most honest accounts of racism in a Disney movie (which is why it’s believable that someone got uncomfortable and made a case to get it chopped)
Designing entertainment by committee for maximum marketability is probably the most heartbreaking process in Hollywood.
I’ve been seeing this around my dash and think it deserves some more recognition!
This shit is hilarious, too.
NO WAIT SHIT
I GET IT NOW
I GET WHY SHE WAS PHOTOGRAPHING TOURISTS AS A HOBBY
SHE WAS BEING FUCKING SATIRICAL AND OBJECTIFYING
IT’S NOT BECAUSE SHE’S A DUMB KID WITH A WEIRD HOBBY IT’S BECAUSE THEY DO THAT TO HER AND HER FRIENDS AND FAMILY LIKE SHE’S SOME KIND OF FUCKING THEME PARK CHARACTER AND SHE WANTS THEM TO KNOW HOW IT FEELS
HOLY FUCKING DICKS DISNEY WHY WOULD YOU CUT THIS
This scene would have made it so much better.
Meatspace Moment #158: Umbrellabros
i shall never understand cats…
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT.
is this the new transformers movie
NO NO NO NO
Cats are experiments
Flaphack #3: Feet feeling a bit sore? Pad your shoes with some tasty pancake inserts! Talk about fluffy comfort!
what the actual fuck dennys
good idea: hiring someone in the middle of a manic episode to run your company’s PR blog.
Seriously, check out the #iamdoingprogramming tag on twitter - it started with this call for responses to one dudebro dipshit’s commentary: https://twitter.com/aphyr/status/445566492172492800
Minor birth defects. From Toothpaste For Dinner.
saw this flying around facebook, and immediately thought lovingly of vastderp, (and jumpingjackflash and seebs), whose writings I love to a moderately unhealthy degree.
Some MeatBros gathered at the Autodesk Pier 9 Workshop to lasercut some acrylic MeatCharms, designed by Renee.
full set available here.